Annoying Facebookers!

Annoying Facebookers

     Sometimes as I read through my news feed on facebook, I find myself scrolling down and saying things like, drama queen, stupid, bible thumper, sickly, douche… You know things like that, so I thought I should pin point why these people are annoying and make fun of them, as only a true facebook friend would! This is from my perspective alone, so you may not agree with all or any. I have used actual facebook status updates from my “friends” so you can be sure there are these ridiculous people out there. These are in no particular order, because I cannot in all fairness, choose an annoying winner!

The Hypochondriac

•  "Having a bad day. Not feeling well at all. I wish the doctor’s could figure out what’s wrong. I’m soo tired of this :( "
• "Not feeling so great, hope it’s not the cold that my boyfriend had. Tomorrows a busy day and I need to save some energy!"
• "Wide awake and miserable…”

Now, I can understand posting something short about catching a cold or having the flu, but does everyone need to know every time you don’t feel 100%? It’s incredibly annoying and makes me want to give you something to cry about!!

The Gamer

•  Mafia Wars - I assume you eat spaghetti, knee cap people, and buy drugs from Farmville farmers.
• Farmville - I assume you eat vegetables, ride horses, and sell drugs to the mob.

You know the person that never posts anything on facebook, but constantly sends you Mafia Wars and Farmville game invites? So annoying! You send me one more Mafia Wars invite, and we’re playing for real! Thank goodness you can block those invites, or my friends list would be much shorter.

The Inpirational Quoter

• "Keeping toxic people in your life will destroy even the strongest foundation."
• "Let your smile change the world. But don’t let the world change your smile."

This person is not what they seem. They post these inspirational quotes for what reason? Are they trying to make others feel better? I think not, these are usually the people that do stupid shit and blame others for it. So, they post these quotes to create the illusion that they are victims and deep down good people. Horse Shit! I would like them better if they just told everyone what stupid asses they were!

Debbie Downer

• "Don’t feel like doing shit today!"
• "UUGGHH!!! Just when you think things can’t get worse, they do!"

I find this person so incredibly annoying, I’m not sure why I keep them in my friends list. Every post is negative and depressing. Please, keep your misery to yourself, nobody cares that you hate your life!

Joint Facebook Profile

•  Ally Chris Porter-Ledden

I made that name up, to protect the stupid, but you get the idea. Husband & wife first names along with wife’s maiden and married name. Yeah, stupid right? I guarantee the husband in this scenario has never even attempted to log in to facebook and maybe doesn’t even know his wife is such an idiot!

The Illiterate

• "I just gotta say this YES I post very !!! opinionated topics on my FB even about the pass presidents as you scroll down my FB wall page!!! these are my & others thoughts of what we think!!! YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!! " KISS MY REDNECK ASS " this is america !! & its freedom of speech!!! Iam a very educated person & great hearted person to those I care for!!! but I just take my life day by day. I believe in GOD and I pray & I will say MEERY CHRISTMAS because it "CHRIST''mas !!! always in my heart and soul."

I think this one example is enough, don’t you think? I actually feel somewhat bad for making fun of this person, but they kinda brought it on themselves. I love how they say they are educated, but the whole post negates that for sure. If you have to tell people you are smart, then you probably aren’t. Just like telling someone that you’re good looking, makes you ugly!

The Begger

• "I need two identical potted plants for my sons science!! Help!!"
• "I so need a pepsi. Who’s gonna bring me one?”

What the fuck?!? Seriously, get off your fat ass and get your own fucking pepsi!! Also, if you need two identical potted plants… Again, get off your fat ass and go to the store!! How lazy can you be? Do you do anything for yourself, or just solicit helpers?

The Mom

I don’t have any specific quotes to share with you on this one. But you all know the person I’m talking about. You know, the mom who stays at home with her kids and every post is about something they did or said, or how they shit their pants. Now, I am not saying that that I have anything against moms at all!! But I do believe that they were once a person of interests and other thoughts before they bore children. And seriously, just because you have kids, does not mean that you are superior than people that don’t I realize that people call babies a miracle, but it’s really not all that miraculous. Women have been having babies for hundereds of years, big fucking whoop!!! The picture below was posted by someone who fits into several of these categories and is going to be one of the reasons I quit this facebook nonsense.

The Bible Thumper

• "God's got great office hours: 24/7! You'll never get a busy signal; He will hear you and He will answer."
• "Whatever happens, God does what is best."
• "Please pray for us. We really want a new house."

I am obviously not a religious person, but don’t think I am picking on the thumpers for just that reason alone. This kind of goes along with the mom thing, do you have any thoughts of your own? I don’t have a problem with people being religious, but when it comes to the point of being obsessive, then I do. Really, we all know you believe in God and take no responsibility for you own decisions, because God knows best. But c’mon!! There has got to be more to life than worshipping the arguable existence of a higher power. I will respect any religion you choose to follow, as long as I don’t have to hear about it! And if I did pray to god, I certainly wouldn’t pray for material things! I would think god answers the prayers of people that truly need him, not for a new house!!

The Hot Mess 

• "Is it a bad thing to have huge walls up around your feeling and emotions?”
• "This town has too many shit talkers and drama starting little fucking birdies in it."
• "If anyone has a cure for a heartache. Let me know. And to all little birdies! Mind your own business mother fuckers!!!!!”

Ok, yeah so this person is a wreck!! Seriously people, don’t do this!! Don’t air out your dirty laundry for everyone to see, it makes you look weak and insecure. Facebook is not your diary!!

The Facebook Couple

• "I love my handsome husband!!”
•  "I’m hanging out with my hot wife!!"
• On Jim’s wall: “I love you honey, you are the best husband ever!!"
• On Jenny’s wall: “ I love you more!!"

Oh my gosh!! BARF!! This is truly disturbing to me, because why would you write love notes like that to your spouse on facebook, when I have to assume that you live together!! Not only that, but don’t you have each other’s phone numbers? Why wouldn’t you text or call them? I have to assume that these people might be insecure and need everyone to think that they have a great relationship. It’s strange and makes me cringe when I see shit like this!!

I am sure I didn’t cover all the annoying people out there, because I know there’s more!! I am biased however because I don’t generally like people. If I have missed any or failed to make a certain point about one of the above, please comment or message me. In fact, I may be annoying to you!! That’s just stupid though!